god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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