The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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