Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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