"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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