Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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