party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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