sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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