she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
is wine microwaveable?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
