My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
no you cant smoke seaweed
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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