what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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