He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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