I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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