You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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