That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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