Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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