You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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