no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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