We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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