I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
The best revenge is premature balding
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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