oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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