So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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