The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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