38 yer olds are good kisserssss
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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