Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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