The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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