Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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