i jhust puked up my retainher.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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