I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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