Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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