That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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