Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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