Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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