I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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