...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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