ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
birth control should be required to get into college
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
