before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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