Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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