Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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