So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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