New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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