I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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