you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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