Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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