I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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