you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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