He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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