I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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