Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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