i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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