YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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