I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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