I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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