No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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