question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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