found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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