I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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