Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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